Sunday, 2 November 2014

Olustee: Bum F_ck Idaho…Sorry Oklahoma

TMNT…Turtle Power 
Olustee really is in the middle of nowhere, but that is it's appeal. We had never heard of it before Jeff found us on Couch Surfing. When you email a host on CS you have an option that allows your ‘blurb’ to be seen by other surfers/hosts in the area and that’s how Jeff found us.

He said Olustee was in the middle of nowhere, but on the way to everywhere. When we plugged in the route from Dallas to Banff, we practically passed straight through Olustee, so it was just meant to be! It also served to break up our driving days into more manageable and less boring trips.

Jeff and Rebecca are in the process of building their own little secluded getaway in Olustee, buying up most of the property at their end of 6th Street, sort of like you do in Monopoly. The price of land is about as cheap as in the game, but instead of hotels, Jeff is building houses, youth hostels and rental places. It will be a place worth coming back to in a few years if only to see the progress they have made.

Jeff was originally from New York City, and Rebecca from Germany, so ending up in Olustee is about as unusual for them as it was for us. They also have a German exchange student, Lara, who helped us tick off a few more ‘bucket list’ items. Lara has fully immersed herself in rural America and the Olustee community and is on every sports team, and youth group, she can be.

On Thursday night we went down to the local school and watched Lara and the Lady Eagles take on the ‘Old Girls’ in a basketball practice session. Sad as it is, sitting in the stands of an American high school is a bucket list item for Nic and I. The school has 174 students, from elementary through to senior year of high school, and their gym was better than most private schools in Perth. Definitely better than the one Aquinas had in my years. It became pretty clear that sports has as much, perhaps even more, of an emphasis than education in these parts of America.

Olustee Lady Eagles in action against the Old Birds

Like all the films we have grown up watching, the gym has the trophy cabinet proudly on display right outside the main entrance, banners about the hallways, lockers on both sides, and patriotic American and Olustee High School insignia displayed at every opportunity.

We were loving it!

The next morning Jeff suggested that we go with Lara to her first period, America History, and give the class an impromptu lecture/discussion on Australia. Lara said it would be a whole lot better than the note-taking they were meant to be doing.

Her teacher, Mr Whitaker, and the Principal, were receptive to the idea so Nic and I strolled through the doors like we were newly enrolled students, albeit a little older. We gave the senior history class a brief introduction to Australia and where we come from, and just spent the rest of the time talking about our travels and answering a few questions along the way. Mr Whitaker was probably the most interested in our stories, and having to tone down a few of them meant they just weren’t as good as the originals.

Mr Whitaker had the next period off and took us on a tour of the school. Bucket list items were ticked off by the dozen. School cafeteria – tick (we were invited to lunch but had other plans!), principal's office – tick, big yellow school buses – tick, high school baseball pitch – tick. I guess this would seem mundane to a lot of people, but for Nic and I we were stoked. Now all we have to do is somehow manage an invite to a high school prom (maybe as a chaperone, it might be a little creepy otherwise) and we're set!

After our whirlwind tour of the school we skipped class and headed out to the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge. Home to an abundance of Prairie Dogs who are as cool as (and look like) a squirrel and meerkat combined! The ones in the refuge are obviously accustomed to human contact and will let you approach fairly close before disappearing down their burrows.

Prairie Dogs – just checking the coast is clear

The Wildlife Refuge is also home to a number of bison, elk and Texas longhorn cattle. We were lucky enough to come across a herd of bison who regarded us with curiosity and a sense of foreboding. I’m not too sure how aggressive these guys can be but I really didn’t want to push them to the point of finding out.

Keep your distance sonny!
We strolled around one of the more popular hikes, taking the longer route than most and 8 miles later we hadn’t seen or passed a single soul. Then again, it is in bum f_ck Oklahoma.

Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge

That night we rounded off our Olustee experience with the Olustee High School Fall Carnival, complete with games we had heard of, and ones we wouldn’t come up with if we tried. Bingo was played and lost, cake walk (sort of like musical chairs but you stop on a number and if your number is called out you win cake!) was played and lost, the age old jar of jelly bean guess was played and lost; in fact we didn't win anything we tried our hand at but it was all in good fun.

There was also the pie toss in action, ring toss, football through the swinging tyre toss, just your standard carnival games, but then they had a few that are definitely only found in rural America. Car Bash was probably the best of them – for the equivalent of a dollar you got two swings of a sledge hammer to use at your will against an unsuspecting Ford. One for the entire family… no seriously we saw 5 year olds having a crack. This was right next door to the toilet roll toss – throw 3 rolls into the dunny and you walk away with as much soda as you could carry!

Olustee High School Fall Carnival – Cake Walk, Pie Toss & Car Bash in action

Olustee was definitely not a place we had intended on passing through, let along staying a few nights, but it will forever remain one of the most random and fun experiences that only rural America can give!

Life on American Roads – Cadillac Ranch

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